I was prejudiced against him before I met him.
I was prejudiced against him before I met him. Now I’m postjudiced against him.
I was prejudiced against him before I met him. Now I’m postjudiced against him.
Gosh darn it, I like myself. Which sucks, because I thought I was a better judge of character than that.
My mother would always go to MADD meetings drunk.
If I’d have known today was going to be such a shit fest, I would not have worn white pants.
If you can’t beat ’em, BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!
Just being hungover outside the church and hearing the bells is torture. I wonder how the priest does it.
“I miss the movie Armageddon, because that was back when oil workers were doing something right!”
They didn’t have those toys when I was a kid. Or even when I was buying toys as an adult.
Well, the World Cup was fun while it lasted. What’s next? I think the US would play a lot better if the first ten minutes of a game were just warm up.
Red room spelled backward is ‘moorder.’