Take my word for it.
Take my word for it. The word on the street is a swear word.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
How Guys Can Avoid Getting Mugged
A friend of mine recently told me that the best thing to do when someone tries to rob you is whatever they want. They’ve already broken the social contract. You don’t know what else they’re capable of, so you should…
I need to stop taking things out on myself.
I need to stop taking things out on myself. It’s too expensive.
I need to buy a key locator device.
I need to buy a key locator device. I wonder if they make them in convenient keychain format.. :-/
That guy is trying to look like me, but he’s a hideous impostor.
That guy is trying to look like me, but he’s a hideous impostor… So, I guess he’s doing a good job.
I have Sesame Street smarts.
I have Sesame Street smarts.
The Sarah Project
My good friend Sarah is leaving the country for two years. This is sad for a lot of us, as she is a good friend. It’s hard to be away from a person that is a social bedrock and a…
I love it when psychoanalysts fail.
I love it when psychoanalysts fail. It gives me such schadenFreud.
‘Ja’ is German for ‘yes.
‘Ja’ is German for ‘yes.’ It is also German for ‘yeah,’ ‘yup,’ ‘uh-huh,’ and ‘word.’
I made a linear plot that shows that my banging of your mom increases linearly as a function of time.
I made a linear plot that shows that my banging of your mom increases linearly as a function of time. …sorry if that joke was too graphic