Pixel

Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

I support Breast Cancer Week.

I support Breast Cancer Week. The breasts are my #2 and #5 favorite body parts on a woman.

People ask me if my temporary tattoo is real. I say, “For Now.”

I don’t tweet unless I have something brilliant or hilarious to say. So… I’ll see you all in two years.

I’m going to start carrying a marker and using it on all the $20s I get as change. See how they like it.

I should prepare a tweet in case I get into a car accident. Preferably one that’s not admissable in court.

I’m sorry if I smell like I’ve just finished playing basketball. It’s because I just got back from playing soccer.

There was an original event that caused me to become so mysterious. But I can’t tell you what it was…. it’s secret!

Curiosity killed the first cat. Morbid curiosity killed the second.

I like being negative. Or rather, I don’t like not being negative.