126) I could tell it was a forgery because he signed his own death certificate.
I could tell it was a forgery because he signed his own death certificate.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
29 things to do before I turn 29
Not hang myself with a belt Be happy with where I live and who I live with Some times choose to stay home. Write most of a dissertation Publish something original Cowrite a paper with someone I respect Have all…
I’m really well-respected by members of the UFO Community!
Ref. This post. My ten-year high school reunion is coming up pretty soon. Two-and-a-half years ago, I started working on my lies. Now I’m going to finish them up. As you may know, the secret to a good reunion lie…
Note to self: stop playing basketball with broken bones.
Note to self: stop playing basketball with broken bones.
Note to self: stop working out with broken bones.
Note to self: stop working out with broken bones.
Things I didn’t do before I turned 25
Five years ago I made this list: Have a terrible secret discovered (preferrably not by someone malevolent) None of you know it yet, do you? (Please don’t. It’s ever so terrible.) Be hit on by three girls in one 24…
Some more types of problems
My friend Benjamin Jagear used to always say to me, “Pixel – look at all of the problems in your life and ask yourself: how many of those problems were caused by your enemies and how many can be traced…
Oh, Mother Teresa.
Oh, Mother Teresa… What a cocktease.
Damn it, who made this bra? Master Lock??
Damn it, who made this bra? Master Lock??
My housing in Vienna is near the Red Light district.
My housing in Vienna is near the Red Light district. Score! (No pun intended)