Gwenyth Paltrow should name her next kid Orange.
Gwenyth Paltrow should name her next kid Orange. Only… then she wouldn’t be able to compare her kids.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Bartender, do you have Diet Coke on tap? Or just bottled?
Bartender, do you have Diet Coke on tap? Or just bottled?
I love how nobody at the gym changes the channel.
I love how nobody at the gym changes the channel. I’m going to get here early and set it to Oxygen more often!
It’s duck-rabbit season!
It’s duck-rabbit season!
I hate it when people wake me up at a reasonable hour.
I hate it when people wake me up at a reasonable hour.
I don’t like alcohol, but always drink in social situations.
I don’t like alcohol, but always drink in social situations. I always succumb to Beer Pressure.
How sexist were the Muppets?? I even count Ms.
How sexist were the Muppets?? I even count Ms. Piggie as part of the sausagefest… For obvious reasons.
Chalupa is Mexican restaurant slang for “I forget what this is really called.
Chalupa is Mexican restaurant slang for “I forget what this is really called.”
Since I didn’t do so hot in undergrad, so I had to go back for another few years.
Since I didn’t do so hot in undergrad, so I had to go back for another few years. Yeah, I’m in remedial grad school.
It’s like the truth, only falser.
It’s like the truth, only falser.