Is it kosher to have a gift exchange for your birthday?
Is it kosher to have a gift exchange for your birthday?
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
What is the sound of one man high-fiving? “Clap.
What is the sound of one man high-fiving? “Clap.”
I’m so much wittier if I can repeat a comment in my head for several hours.
I’m so much wittier if I can repeat a comment in my head for several hours. In other words, I’m funnier on twitter.
“I’m growing Mutton chops.
“I’m growing Mutton chops.” “… well, that’s a… decision.” “Well… that’s a… comment.”
I’m growing mutton chops.
I’m growing mutton chops. Why? Because I like looking in the mirror and getting a cheap laugh.
If I ever had to smuggle drugs in my butt, I think I’d use a ribbed, “For Her Pleasure” condom.
If I ever had to smuggle drugs in my butt, I think I’d use a “Ribbed For Her Pleasure” condom.
“We’ll need a lot of things for our Eurotrip.
“We’ll need a lot of things for our Eurotrip. 1: a German/English Dictionary. 2: an Italian/German Dictionary. 3: a duffle bag of condoms.”
Next tweet is courtesy of my friend Daniel.
Next tweet is courtesy of my friend Daniel.
Even my best friends think I’m a stranger.
Even my best friends think I’m a stranger. Of course, some of them think I’m the strangEST.
It is a good idea to ask what children want to be when– but not if– they grow up.
It is a good idea to ask what children want to be when– but not if– they grow up.