I remember when Jack broke the Bro code by refusing to bail me out of jail because his mom was coming home with groceries?
I’d streak, but then I’d probably trip over myself.
You know what my favorite Nirvana album is?….. Nevermind.
This band sounds like a combination of Weezer and suck.
When it’s this loud, they’re All silent but deadly.
I drew a crossword on my back and I was so confident I could do it, I solved it in tattoo.
It’s the Last Day of Classes, or LDOC. Soon there’ll be a Last Minute of Classes, or LMOC. And a Last Class of Classes.
I’m not getting any work done at home. Fuck it, I’m going to pack up and go to a bar. Maybe I won’t be distracted THERE. No Internet, see?
I cried at the end of Pay It Forward. But only because I was chopping onions at the time. And I cut myself. Bad.
I’m horrible at deduction. THEREFORE: I am generous lover.