Someone should make a list of products Randy “Macho Man” Savage should not advertise.
Someone should make a list of products Randy “Macho Man” Savage should not advertise. E.G. Baby powder, tampons, Count Chocula…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I don’t have anything to do today except “Be Awesome” and I already did that.
I don’t have anything to do today except “Be Awesome” and I already did that.
I didn’t say she had game.
I didn’t say she had game. I just said she played you.
How to stay friends with an ex
It’s a multi-step process, actually. I’ll divide it into Before, During, After, and Throughout. Before Be friends. Let simmer for at least three months, but ideally six. Treat your friends and their friends well. Sprinkle good experiences throughout. During Don’t…
I give the best bad advice any friend can give.
I give the best bad advice any friend can give. Hey – if you’re going to do it anyway, you might as well do it right.
I’m giving @Jeromio bad advice because that’s what friends are for.
I’m giving @Jeromio bad advice because that’s what friends are for.
@nikithestampede, @broken_shutter – “The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.”
The worst part about having a broken finger is that fist bumps are– for the first time ever– painful now.
The worst part about having a broken finger is that fist bumps are– for the first time ever– painful now.
The joke in the last tweet is that I hate high fives.
The joke in the last tweet is that I hate high fives. You probably didn’t get that. But if you did, we should totally fist bump.
The worst part about having a broken finger is that high fives are slightly more painful now.
The worst part about having a broken finger is that high fives are slightly more painful now.