The software at the ethics center is too old.
The software at the ethics center is too old. I should pirate a newer version.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Today I start a job at the center for ethics.
Today I start a job at the center for ethics. Today I also start stealing office supplies.
I use erasable pens because I’m a terrible grader and I don’t want to write “-10? No, wait, +10.
I use erasable pens because I’m a terrible grader and I don’t want to write “-10? No, wait, +10. You were right, I was wrong. My bad.”
So two people had sex outside my friends’ tent last Saturday.
So two people had sex outside my friends’ tent last Saturday. “Look on the bright side,” I said. “At least it wasn’t just ONE person”
Studying biology has convinced me of the impracticality of eugenics.
Studying biology has convinced me of the impracticality of eugenics. Also: terraforming. It’s like I don’t even know who I am anymore!
Arrested Development is being taken off Hulu.
Arrested Development is being taken off Hulu. This is the worst thing to happen to the Internet since IE.
Mad means ‘crazy’ in commonwealth English, doesn’t it? Mad Max suddenly makes so much more sense.
Mad means ‘crazy’ in commonwealth English, doesn’t it? Mad Max suddenly makes so much more sense… So does Madonna.
Systematics nerd joke: Your tree has less resolution than a drunken New Year’s boast.
Systematics nerd joke: Your tree has less resolution than a drunken New Year’s boast.
Systematics nerd joke: My strict consensus tree is a star burst.
Systematics nerd joke: My strict consensus tree is a star burst.
I need to get a tablet – drawing my notes in ASCII is such a pain.
I need to get a tablet – drawing my notes in ASCII is such a pain.