I love it when other people have hiccups because it gives me free reign to sneak up and scare the bejeezus out of them.
I love it when other people have hiccups because it gives me free reign to sneak up and scare the bejeezus out of them.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I tell people I opened up a non-profit because it makes me sound more like a philanthropic person and less like a failed businessman.
I tell people I opened up a non-profit because it makes me sound more like a philanthropic person and less like a failed businessman.
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.@mablicia: “Thanks for calling on my bday. 🙂 Me: “Sure. Anytime…. Wait, No!”
What’s more likely: a religious apocalypse, the zombie apocalypse, or some sort of full-scale alien invasion? Answers are due in 53 minutes.
What’s more likely: a religious apocalypse, the zombie apocalypse, or some sort of full-scale alien invasion? Answers are due in 53 minutes.
Who would win in a fight between UFC Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez and.
Who would win in a fight between UFC Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez and… say… Scorpion from Mortal Kombat?
I don’t need a sports cup, I need a goblet!
I don’t need a sports cup, I need a goblet!
According to this genetic study, I’m 15% less likely than the average European to develop Type 2 Diabetes.
According to this genetic study, I’m 15% less likely than the average European to develop Type 2 Diabetes. Halloween will now be awesome. Addendum: I am not of European ancestry. This study is useless.
Grateful Dead Poets Society #BandFilms
Grateful Dead Poets Society #BandFilms CRASH Test Dummies #BandFilms Does Charlie Daniels Band of Brothers count? #BandFilms Bloodhound Gangs of New York #BandFilms Men in Black Eyed Peas #BandFilms The Arcade Fire in the Sky #BandFilms
Rules for Promises
I haven’t broken a promise in the past ten years. It’s very important to me. Probably more important than my life or other silly things. My moral outlook is somewhat inconsistent with this, but I find that I need to…
Amazon Prime is ridiculous.
Amazon Prime is ridiculous. I just ordered a lightbulb with two-day shipping. I… fail at environmentalism today.