I’m not pulling my weight this camping trip.
I’m not pulling my weight this camping trip. I offered to cook dinner, but I guess SOME people are too good for soup.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Nominations open for my Personal Person of the Year
Nominations are now open for my 2010 Person of the Year. Usually these assignments are determined internally, but there’s not a very obvious candidate this year as there have been in years past. So I’m opening it to the general…
Happy Blogoversary!
My website would be starting first grade this year if not for the fact that it was born after September 1st. It’s okay, though, because I want it to be bigger and badder than all the other blogs on the…
I will not mess with my database, I will not mess with my root domain.
I will not mess with my database, I will not mess with my root domain. I will not mess with my database, I will not mess with my root domain
“There was a deputy in class today, so now you can officially say you fought a cop.
“There was a deputy in class today, so now you can officially say you fought a cop.” “Cool! I’ve never fought a cop before!” “Ahh… youth.”
I’m not going to donate my organs, instead I’ll bequeath them to my children so that they can sell them on the black market.
I’m not going to donate my organs, instead I’ll bequeath them to my children so that they can sell them on the black market.
You know you’re getting older when you start dreading the candy-related holidays and start looking forward to the alcohol-related ones.
You know you’re getting older when you start dreading the candy-related holidays and start looking forward to the alcohol-related ones.
I think I should stop describing my life as “a story worthy of Roman Polanski.
I think I should stop describing my life as “a story worthy of Roman Polanski.”
You can’t be a Hipster if you self-identify as one.
You can’t be a Hipster if you self-identify as one. I don’t think I’m a Hipster, but I self-identify as one to be ironic.
Remember to vote tomorrow, guys! Because you know what sorts of people don’t vote? Felons.
Remember to vote tomorrow, guys! Because you know what sorts of people don’t vote? Felons. And you don’t want to be a felon, now do you?