I’m lucky that when I fell off my bike I was wearing a helmet.
I’m lucky that when I fell off my bike I was wearing a helmet. I’m doubly lucky that I also didn’t hit my head.
I’m lucky that when I fell off my bike I was wearing a helmet. I’m doubly lucky that I also didn’t hit my head.
The women may have won the Battle of the Sexes, but we Men will win the War.
Grading essays. Ugh. I think I’m just going to become a logician so I don’t have to deal with this ever again. … I’m assuming I’ll be a famous logician that only has to teach one logic class per semester.
Customer Service called to ask if I was happy with their customer service. I was. Until you called.
YESS!!! I didn’t kill or trap the mouse, I just sent him away to my downstairs neighbor. Problem Solved!
Everything is ruined forever.
I’m not saying I buy ’emotional cheating,’ but let’s say I did. Even if it truly existed, absence of emotional cheating would not equal emotional faithfulness. There’s a gulf between emotional cheating and emotional faithfulness. Emotional cheating is when you…
Drunk dialing ex-girlfriends is always a bad call. (Credit to @lallyandreevna)
I’m thinking of doing a creative challenge a week in 2010 – the Year of Living Creatively? Art, music, etc. Who wants to partake?
Today is my best friend’s birthday. I spent the past few weeks working on this– in secret– for her. I did it because she always complains that I never draw her and I countercomplain that she’s hard to draw. She…