Sex and the Psyche
My ex-girlfriend Jayna concluded that Sex and the City had a negative, permanent affect on the women that watched it. I miss Jayna, I truly do. Sadly, that may have been my most successful relationship ever. I say sadly because…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Someone should make a “Best of the Kids in the Hall” episode.
Someone should make a “Best of the Kids in the Hall” episode. I’d watch it. I have six minutes to spare.
I’ve got to sober up, I’m driving to the bar.
I’ve got to sober up, I’m driving to the bar.
As a ratio of time investment to cultural relevance, The Kids in the Hall has got to rank relatively low.
As a ratio of time investment to cultural relevance, The Kids in the Hall has got to rank relatively low.
If I were omnipotent, I think it’d be within my power to be omniscient.
If I were omnipotent, I think it’d be within my power to be omniscient.
Emotional cheating
So I’m working out some stuff right now. And… well you get to suffer. It’s been a long time since I cared about my audience on this blog, so. Whatever. But, if my plugin works right, 99.6% of people won’t…
I’m going to be sad for the next few days, okay Twitter? It’s not personal, it’s just.
I’m going to be sad for the next few days, okay Twitter? It’s not personal, it’s just… well, I can’t say: it’s personal.
There’s a mouse in my house and pain in my brain.
There’s a mouse in my house and pain in my brain.
Man, I’ve been waiting for Coming Out day for months! So who wants to Come Out with me? .
Man, I’ve been waiting for Coming Out day for months! So who wants to Come Out with me? … to the park?
If Socrates was so good, why did he never publish?
If Socrates was so good, why did he never publish?