Getting invited to parties is Grood.
Getting invited to parties is Grood. That is, it’s Great if it happens before midnight, but just Good if it happens after.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
The father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild is going to pose for Playgirl.
The father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild is going to pose for Playgirl. I hope he realizes most of their readers are gay men.
Every five or six years my birthday lands on a Friday.
Every five or six years my birthday lands on a Friday. But it never seems to land on a 30th.
Man, I’m 0 for 3 of the Nobel Prizes thus far.
Man, I’m 0 for 3 of the Nobel Prizes thus far. There’s only Economics, Literature, and Peace left. Come on Bernanke, Rowling, and Jong-il!
The calendar says “University Holiday,” but I read “Slow buses, shorter library hours, and no burritos.
The calendar says “University Holiday,” but I read “Slow buses, shorter library hours, and no burritos.”
No matter how distant your thoughts are, you should never ask if this is as good as it gets while on the toilet.
No matter how distant your thoughts are, you should never ask if this is as good as it gets while on the toilet.
Life lesson: a bum will ask for change.
Life lesson: a bum will ask for change. A junkie will ask for ten dollars.
So I failed (miserably) at 24-hour comic day.
So I failed (miserably) at 24-hour comic day. Very well. I have a new New Year’s Resolution: to finish a 24-page comic book.
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“(mumble, mumble, mumble) …Sorry, just thinking out loud.” “Is that why you’re usually so quiet?”
Just wrote a 24-page comic script.
Just wrote a 24-page comic script. 3k words. Who knew it would take more than a page? I’m not going to get even close to finishing this..