How do you become a superhero if you don’t have super powers, training, talents, or any spare time?
How do you become a superhero if you don’t have super powers, training, talents, or any spare time?
How do you become a superhero if you don’t have super powers, training, talents, or any spare time?
Ran away from a guy with a gun yesterday, friend’s car was broken into today.. Durham is going to hell. The handbasket is on layaway.
Okay, I need everyone to RSVP, s’il vous plait.
Lady just told me that the university has a golf club. But that doesn’t seem like nearly enough.
I just got a letter my mom sent Sept 19. Is it bad that I’m disappointed she didn’t write like a pirate?
Immitation is the sincerest form of pretending.
This tweet _Should_ be more normative than it is.
Okay, so I’m the first result when you Google my name. My next life goal is to be the first result when you Google _Scholar_ my name.
A wife Children Pets Shoes, apparently Used clothing, esp. underwear Happiness A tattoo A kidney Drugs, esp. across state lines Honduran slaves Dominican slaves Bomb-making instructions and ingredients Dignity Penis/breast-enlargement devices1 Absolution If you must, get one or the other…
The more I think about my parody of a metaphysical view– that everything is a primitive when it’s convenient to me– the more it moves me.