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Just wrote a 24-page comic script. 3k words. Who knew it would take more than a page? I’m not going to get even close to finishing this..

What the hell? I thought 24-hour comic day was October 24th! Not October 3rd! Guess how I’m going to spend the day today? Sad, probably.

Words philosophy has ruined for me: valid, metaphysics, rigid, moral, ethical, possible, necessary, and sexy.

I am thankful for the little things. For instance: I’m glad there’s an outbreak of Swine Flu and not Swine Herpes.

Somebody write this down- I’m hungry, near a food court and I DON’t feel like a burrito… I’m scared.

Why do philosophers who study metaphysics call themselves metaphysicians? Shouldn’t it be metaphycisists? We’re not diagnosing doctors.

I know Batman doesn’t kill, but why can’t he maim or paralyze?

Good adaptive question: why do camels have humps? Bad adaptive question: Why are camels so ugly?

Fun tip: you can boost your citations yourself! “As I said in one of my earlier papers, X.” (then you cite every paper you’ve ever written)

Whoever said “Nobody can love you until you love yourself” was a liar. Also: didn’t have a puppy.