My friend @nikibot says she hasn’t had a decent hug since I left.
My friend @nikibot says she hasn’t had a decent hug since I left. 🙂
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Why is it ‘cease and desist’? What if I want to cease, but not desist.
Why is it ‘cease and desist’? What if I want to cease, but not desist. Or maybe ‘sist and decease’?
I think Miss Ogeny just needs to find herself a good man that won’t beat her too often.
I think Miss Ogeny just needs to find herself a good man that won’t beat her too often.
From the heart
Indeed.
I’m mad the rat got into my breakfast foods.
I’m mad the rat got into my breakfast foods. That’s right: I’m grumpy because somebody peed on my Cheerios.
Whatever happened to Sisqó? I thought he really had something with that ‘Thong Song’
Whatever happened to Sisqó? I thought he really had something with that ‘Thong Song’
stupid twitter keeps reactivating my facebook without my permission.
stupid twitter keeps reactivating my facebook without my permission.
I wonder what Shirley Temple orders when she goes into a bar.
I wonder what Shirley Temple orders when she goes into a bar. I bet she gets hammered.
White Russian Corn Pops = Huge Success!
White Russian Corn Pops = Huge Success!
Sex and the Psyche
My ex-girlfriend Jayna concluded that Sex and the City had a negative, permanent affect on the women that watched it. I miss Jayna, I truly do. Sadly, that may have been my most successful relationship ever. I say sadly because…