This just isn’t my scene: Heck, it’s not even my Act!
This just isn’t my scene: Heck, it’s not even my Act!
This just isn’t my scene: Heck, it’s not even my Act!
If you could lock any two people from history in a room indefinitely until they came to some sort of understanding, what two people would you choose? I ask because it bothers me that every philosopher1 has been attacking Reneā¦
I got a free shirt! Which is the reason I only donate blood on laundry day.
This university has about as many free parking spots as an endangered coral reef.
My head, I keep all of my good thoughts in my head.
Balls. I have ten hours to read 150 more pages. Does anybody have any Adderall? Or, failing that, a revolver?
I just drove an hour for two pranks I’ve decided not to pull anymore. does anyone want a hundred crickets?
Do people actively choose to write in passive voice, or is it something that chooses them?
I’m going to start keeping a Super To Do list. I’m tired of not caring when I don’t accomplish anything.
Worst thought experiment ever: Assume you’ve lived your life up until now and you can’t change the past in any way. How do you feel?