I’ve had a joke ready for months and now I finally get to use it.
I’ve had a joke ready for months and now I finally get to use it. Stay tuned to this channel in the morning for some hilarity.
I’ve had a joke ready for months and now I finally get to use it. Stay tuned to this channel in the morning for some hilarity.
My new concept novel hit a crippling bump today. How do you write something when you have no possible way of knowing where it’s going?
I have a roommate!? In related news- i’m no longer broke!?
I have deduced that induction is wrong, but I have inductive support that deduction is useless!
Nothing I say is to be air quoted without my permission.
How do you shift into work mode? I just can’t seem to get into gear. Maybe I should have gotten my transmission looked at over the break.
“Every day each of us says the dumbest thing we are going to say that day.” Can I have seconds?
“Did you like how I verbed that word?”
I need — my timing.– to work on––
Next time I run into a person with a useful profession, I’m going to say, “Engineering, huh? What are you going to do with that? Teach??”