Do you mind if I call you dude? Or should I stick with Mr.
Do you mind if I call you dude? Or should I stick with Mr. Dude?
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Can something be an elaborate farce if you just threw it together with duct tape and spackle? This is the question America wants answered.
Can something be an elaborate farce if you just threw it together with duct tape and spackle? This is the question America wants answered.
Time is money, but you’ll notice that the reverse is not true.
Time is money, but you’ll notice that the reverse is not true.
Note: If you are drunk and your friends are taking you home, you can call ‘shotgun,’ but it is inadvisable for you to call ‘driver.
Note: If you are drunk and your friends are taking you home, you can call ‘shotgun,’ but it is inadvisable for you to call ‘driver.’
He died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
He died of autoerotic asphyxiation. But at least he died doing what he loved.
It’s not everyday that you get to hang out with gil harman.
It’s not everyday that you get to hang out with Gil Harman.. Although I guess it is for him.
I want to stop and smell the roses, but I just don’t have the time.
I want to stop and smell the roses, but I just don’t have the time.
Boo emotivism!
Boo emotivism!
Some people light their cigars with $100 bills.
Some people light their cigars with $100 bills. But I’m so rich, I light my cigars with checks for $1000.
It’s a state, I swear!
I get in trouble all the time whenever anyone asks me where I’m from. “New Mexico,” I say. “Ahh, Mexico!” they say. “I love South America! Have you ever been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?” I should rephrase. I…