Yes, I’m pursuing a higher education, but it’s a low-speed pursuit.
Yes, I’m pursuing a higher education, but it’s a low-speed pursuit.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I have a round of Swiss cheese that is composed entirely of holes.
I have a round of Swiss cheese that is composed entirely of holes.
He doesn’t know why he always talks about himself in the third person.
He doesn’t know why he always talks about himself in the third person.
Hey, I just realized that this season of 24 is going to be its seventh.
Hey, I just realized that this season of 24 is going to be its seventh. That’s right, it is now officially 24
Can you say Eurotrip?
Dear World, I am going to Europe! Now, I’ve never been, so I don’t want to hear any disparaging remarks from all of you people with silver spoons in your mouths (whether this is a recent acquisition or a congenital…
Despite my nostalgic love for his movies, I think I just realized that John Hughes is actually a pretty terrible filmmaker.
Despite my nostalgic love for his movies, I think I just realized that John Hughes is actually a pretty terrible filmmaker.
I’m constantly amazed with how many people avidly look forward to my updates.
I’m constantly amazed with how many people avidly look forward to my updates. It’s humbling, really. Or possibly the opposite of humbling.
They say youth is wasted on the young, but I say experience and financial stability is wasted on the old.
They say youth is wasted on the young, but I say experience and financial stability is wasted on the old.
From now on, the memo line on all of my checks will say, “this note is illegal tender.
From now on, the memo line on all of my checks will say, “this note is illegal tender.”
Dessert-adjusted utility, not desert-adjusted utility.
Dessert-adjusted utility, not desert-adjusted utility. I think I’ve been living my life all wrong.