(I spent most of last night and this morning in a hospital waiting room. My friend Frank had to get his appendix removed and they couldn’t do it until 8 a.m. the next morning. In the mean time, I took…
I now hate the following states: Hawaii, Iowa, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, Arkansas and Regular Kansas on the count that I don’t have any fans from there… Except for tess coonce, who just found my blog…
‘Manly’ sports Wine Art Drugs¹ History Sex The Simpsons² Things that people think belong on the first list, but are still pretty lame Indie/emo/metal/rap music Anything to do with technology Pornography All other sports Cars Politics Religion Cartoons Movies Your…
My mother has just informed me that my birth certificate says I’m “Caucasian.” Caucasia is a region in Eurasia bordered on the north by Russia, on the southwest by Turkey, on the west by the Black Sea, on the east…
Evaluation of Merit Pixel Q. Styx, certified blog writer Insight: 9.5 Originality: 10 Hilarity: 7 Reliability: 6.5 Language: 9.5 Spelling: 9.5 Social Science: 9.5 Art: 4 Cooperation: 0 Courtesy: 10 Self Reliance: 9 Conduct: 10 Attention: 9 Workmanship: 8 Effort:…
Remember that ode I did to Bluehost? Yeah, I take that back… My blog has been down for two days because their server accidentally erased every index file…. yeah, thanks.
The better the citizenry as a whole are educated, the wider and more sensible public participation, debate and social mobility will be…Highly sophisticated Élites are the easiest and least original thing a society can produce. The most difficult and the…
Do I know myself? Well, yeah. I mean, I’d recognize myself if I saw me in a line up. – That’s just me talking to myself I think I know why the minority always dies in movies. It’s not hidden…
Question: “You’re not going to vote for Hillary or Obama, are you? Because if you are, I’m going to have to hit you.” Response: Okay. Say I have no idea who they are. Why does your hitting me make sense?…
“This Just In: Puppies cute!” — Kevin Smith #
NaNoWriMo is coming up… And for the first time eve, I’m going to take part. Starting November 1, I will be frantically writing a story in the hopes of reaching 50,000 words by December. This means that in November, I…
Sometimes the people I write silly letters to are foolish enough to respond to me. They do this for a variety of reasons including being ‘nice,’ finding me ‘interesting,’ and writing ‘cease and desist’ letters. That’s usually the part I…
Ignoring how much it would suck for everyone, is there any reason why schooling is not year round? #
I’m writing a novel! Let me know if you wanna be in it. Though everyone who lives is taken… and so are most of the non-embarrassing deaths # …You know, I think 140 characters really is more than enough for…
I write what I like to read. This is bad for my readers but good for me. To be fair, I mostly write menial things: “can I borrow some superglue, a horse and your stamp collection?” Still more often, I…
Man, you had to call during the ONE hour a day I get to spend on the toilet! #
Like an abused wife defending her husband, I defended Yahoo! for over a year before their lack of support for a higher level of MySQL (geek stuff) made upgrading my blog impossible. So I switched to WordPress’ recommended host: Bluehost.…
My blog is still there! It’s still there! I messed with the database and my blog is still there! I could write a something-spangled banner! #