1: Let’s go shoot something. We could shoot a rabbit! And eat it!! 2: I don’t eat meat. 1: … We could shoot a plant, too!

Guess what the mailman brought me today: A Pocket Watch!! Which means that I can now tell the time… FROM MY POCKET!!!

You know, celebrating Ramadan is a lot easier when you don’t believe in Allah. All that praying and forgiveness would be quite annoying

I refuse to admit RaJ was right about cross-posting tweets. I’ll figure out how to turn off the silly ‘new blog’ notification soon.

I hope I’m not the only person that gets happier when he figures out how to post asides than when a cute girl smiles at him..

I’m going to post an update of what I’m doing… coincidentally, what I’m doing is posting.

So wait, what’s the appropriate number of updates one can do per day? Is infinity too many? Is negative infinity too few? I’m so confused

Is all a-twitter. I think it’s drugs.

Blinking through sleep

I know I’m not Ozzie and Harriet, but do you?