Bill Clinton is talking.. What was Monica Lewinski thinking?

What kind of a world is this where Kucinich is considered an ‘extremist?’

Gosh I wish I had cable: having to wait a day to catch up on the Daily Show and Colbert Report is not fun.

I think super speed would suck if you still got tired like normal..

Question for anyone reading this: I’ve hugged 162 people in 2007. Should I start over for 2008 or just keep going?

If my relationship wasn’t a joke, why was there a punchline at the end?

It’s not gay if you close your eyes and think of France.

really wearing a poncho and boxers. I didn’t think I actually did that! Is this art imitating life, or life imitating art?

We have ice cream? That’s odd… better thaw it out and have some before it realizes we’ve neglected it for months …. oohhhh…. my tummy hurts. Ice cream=bad

hugged 149 people now… who will the last one be? Nobody knows…

Making a ‘top 8’ people I’ve ever met list. Are YOU on it? Because Trumpet Rob is..

Am I the only one that hates South Park? South Park is batting .001

Just received four ‘happy halloween’ text messages…. Yikes

I’ve hugged 145 people this year out of my goal of 150… and I think I RAN OUT OF PEOPLE!!!

Web 2.0.1. It’s like Web 2.0, but everything is in sync… finally!

Anyone have $27,000 I could borrow to help my cousin immigrate? I’ll pay you back next Tuesday… (really… sort of)

It seems my ivory tower heresy angered a regular reader… oops!

NaNoWriMo is coming too soon for me…