Dear Gabe,
How do you deal with Midterms? I know when it comes to the bottom line, I usually choke.
—Joe Frosch
Dear Joe,
It’s no secret that midterms are tough. It’s extremely hard to sink your teeth into them. Especially when you’re a beaver, like my girlfriend Clara.* What I usually do is take the tests one at a time and organize as many study groups as possible. Study groups keep you honest. Plus, you can steal other, smarter, people’s notes.
*Quit thinking that, you pervert!
Dear Gabe,
You’re going out with another dam-builder? How cute.
—Joe Setup
Dear Joe,
What do you mean?
—Gabe
Write To Gabe!
It’s the only thing that keeps him from gnawing off his hands
“Remember kids!
If it dangles, punch a hole in it!”
