Month: October 2005

Hey children, remember this? That’s right, it was my response to this man who posted this on my website. That’s an important point. My website. Not his, not anybody else’s. As best as I can remember, I visited his wife’s weblog to find more information about a carnival that I was interested in. I never…

Dear Stoned in San Francisco, Sorry we didn’t take you seriously before. It must be rather unfortunate to go around with such a name. Your comment on how it was relatively impossible to comment on this blog was ignored like we do to everyone who’s name doesn’t start with Gabe and end with Beaver. Luckily,…

“Hey you need to come back soon it’s getting really sucky here. There’s no comedy in my life. Everything’s going fine, no adventures, no lies, no philosophical debates, or poking fun of blind people. The other day I pushed a rock in front of a 47 year old blind man, and still I didn’t feel…

After seeing two other guys with long hair and glasses on Wednesday, I have decided to cut off my half-meter long hair. I shall do this at the beginning of November so as to not interfere with my Halloween plans, but in the intervening 11 days, I’m going to try a wacky new hairstyle every…

Tao of Gabe Gabe the Emancipated Beaver here with a recently expired poetic license. So any metaphor I use will be as illegal as your hairstyle should be. That was a simile. Don’t worry, I’m okay. Hopefully I’ll manage to renew my license before somebody turns me in to the Grammar Police. There’s nothing more…

Seth has asked me numerous times to post about Australia. Apparently, this land holds the same place in his heart that my 6th grade playground holds for me (seriously now: I’m not being facetious. We both realized something in the respective thens that changed the way we viewed the world). I’ve avoided posting about it…