There is no privacy in the constitution. There’s no need. When the constitution was written, in order to suitably violate someone’s privacy, you had to be a sick, muckraking busybody. Then a justifiably forgotten Frenchman named Joseph Nicephore Niepce invented…
A tip for reading this blog: even when I’m serious, I’m not serious. I don’t believe half of the stuff I say nor would I defend it. Half of the beauty of a blog is that you get a chance…
Stage 1: Disbelief. Stage 2: Anger. Stage 3: Bargaining. Stage 4: Acceptance. What they really need is a step 5: you get your way and all the bad things go away. P.S. (5.5.2006) The last line is a joke. I…
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Well, I’ve neglected you all semester because I cared more about doing a good job at work than having friends or a family or a social life or a relationship. And the posts I did that were simply me trying…
Wow, That’s Funny The wheel has come full square, so to speak, and now it is Kingdom of Heathen’s turn to host the “Wow, That’s Funny” Carnival once more. A collection of witticisms, the carnival is a friendly competition for…
Arbitrary pushing of carnival rather than a legitimate post. 🙂 Soon, kiddos, soon… Vote for me. I’m the funny one.
My brother knocked up his wife. I’m going to be an uncle. Again. (oh, wait, was that a family secret? Damn! I’m really bad about keeping those..)
Just now I wrote a nice lengthy excuse to get out of jury duty. Something about how Jesus said don’t judge other people blah blah. It’s all very complicated, and I’m sure you aren’t after hearing the details. Lord knows,…
I miss Ex_cal. I would look forward to his updating my blog. I wonder whatever happened to him…
Wow, I made $1.09 just for having all of my money tied up in my checking account and not touched for four months! I feel like I’m an investment guru. I’m a monetary genius! I’ve MADE money by wisely deciding…
WTF! So heres my first hosting of the Wow, That’s Funny! Carnival, and let me tell you, I am a proud host. So I have the submissions. Vote for three of your favorites. And laugh. Laugh your heart out. A…
This is the final call for submissions. Please submit your quips to the WTF Carnival… Please forward this message to twelve strangers.
“Persons.” For a moment, I was angry at the fact that people thought such a concept existed. I mean, multiple persons are people, right? Not quite. See, we use ‘people‘ when we’re talking about the masses: People say, people do,…
People! C’mon already. Honestly. What the F? Needs. For class, just a quote. Yes, just a quote. But noooo…. What interview? What survey? None. A dozen answers, no complete thoughts. Complete sentences make journalism so much easier. So please, people,…
There’s a definite advantage to having a specialized blog. Namely, the lack of a feeling of inferiority. I never feel that. Sometimes, I think this blog is the exact opposite of specialized. Generalized if you will (or specialised and generalised…
In 2000, my brother and his friends Gilbert, Sergio, and Richie moved into an apartment together. Six months later, my brother left the house and only remained friends with Gilbert, who also moved out. In 2002, my friends Miguel, Pamela,…
ickh ickh Note: The preceding post was typed by my friend Miguel while messing with my computer’s dashboard and the “Word Press Dash” widget. Despite all outside appearances, it is not a statement of my great dislike for elderly people…