Cyanide & Happiness

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

This will be the only time I promote this comic but I definitely recommend it. I keep up with these guys more than I ever have for any other strip.   I might even ask about reprinting rights.

Auf wiedensehen Small Talk

Here’s another game to go along with this post and fit in this post: This game is part of my ever-long quest to destroy small talk as we know it. For those of you who remember, my last journey along…

Pandora, Internet radio

I usually don’t promote things here, but this is utterly awesome If they ever make a radio station (satellite or whatever) out of this, I will invest all I have in it. It is genius in every way possible. Oh,…

Psst! You, in the blue!

Apparently, I have enemies. In May, these jerks used this blog and what was written in it against me and in doing so cost me a job I was more than qualified for. Now the guy who got this job…

How I woke up this morning

Pixel: “… Hello?” Mark: “Pixel, this is Mark.” Pixel: “Hi Mark.” Mark: “Listen, I just wanted to go ahead and tell you that I filled the design editor position.” Pixel: “… what?” Mark: “I filled the design editor position.” Pixel:…

Sadly, they probably have fewer friends than Burger King

Why the media is screwed. This from the Associated Press, the world’s largest friggin’ news organization: Power loss at L.A. data center blamed for MySpace outage NEW YORK (AP) — The popular social-networking site MySpace.com suffered a pair of extended…

No, “honest” (part II)

In my continuing series of sequels to posts that just don’t lend themselves to sequels, I’ve rethought the idea of quotation marks sounding sarcastic. I now think that quotation marks sound sarcastic even if you use them in the appropriate…

No, “honest”

Partial quotation marks make everything sound like you’re making fun of it. It doesn’t even matter where the quotes are or whether you’re reading them or saying them out loud (when saying out loud you must do ‘air quotes’ to…

A puzzle (part II)

In my continuing series of sequels to posts that just don’t lend themselves to sequels, I have come up with a new puzzle for you all to wrack your heads on. This, if you’ll recall, is the original puzzle (I…

The death of spam

I once had an e-mail address I’d use for everything. This was back in the day where they gave you about fifty megabytes and expected you to deal with it. This was back when hotmail was HoTMaiL. This was before…

Live, from Clovis City

Somehow I was compared to this guy. Now, I’m not offended, I rather like his blog, but the comparison still struck me as odd. I haven’t been political on this blog since… Well, May 6th comes to mind, but the…

Mothers: the kryptonite of 10 year olds

I’m in the library study room, minding my own business watching a movie, reading a book, updating my blog and checking my e-mail (I multi-task). Two kids, no older than twelve, walk by. Five minutes later they walk by again…

Goodie Grab Bag X

Remember that guy that raped, murdered and ate the flesh of sixteen orphans last year? Yeah, well, he’s going around collecting money for UNICEF and I think we should do a nice feature story on him. (recoveries gone wrong) 2:…

I plagiarallegiance to the flag..

Friday, while working on a page for Sunday, I came across a columnist that took credit for an internet list that was not his. Saturday, my managing editor told his boss about it. Sunday, the editor in chief looked up…