I feel like I have something to say.
I feel like I have something to say. It might just be indigestion, though.
This humidity reminds me of the old Web site stickdeath.
This humidity reminds me of the old Web site stickdeath.com
It’s in the mid-90s and humid out.
It’s in the mid-90s and humid out. In other words, it’s hot as balls.
#Israel.
#Israel. What? Too political? I’m glad I didn’t go with the interrobang.
The 10-Point Public Bathroom Grading Rubrik
I’ve told people about my 10-point rubrik for public bathrooms. Here it is, for the first time ever. Each item present earns the restroom one point. A Perfect 10 is a restroom worth planning trips around. What does the restroom…
Canada makes me sick.
Canada makes me sick. Well… Made me sick.
Why do I keep forgetting I don’t speak French?
Why do I keep forgetting I don’t speak French?
Old Indian Saying: You get more rabbits with a rifle than with a shotgun.
Old Indian Saying: You get more rabbits with a rifle than with a shotgun. Though I think I’d be just as scared of a rabbit with a knife…. Hare-trigger. Heh. *snort*
What is your life even for?
(cross-posted) These are the seven themes of my life. Things I strive for whenever I’m not decompressing. Trust. I’d rather die than break a promise. I haven’t broken one since I was 15. I have lied many times in that…
I’ll upload the rest of the list later.
I’ll upload the rest of the list later. Birthday was fabulous. I have the awesome friends. Flying to Canada to present at a conference now. 2010-05-30 20:20:21 Flight canceled. Damn. NYC is not– apparently– one of the cities where I…
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me… 😀
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I’m… 25? I wouldn’t repeat 24 if you paid me, but I’m looking forward to the festivities tonight. Drink Potluck! Dessert Potluck! White Elephant Gift Exchange! Huzzah!
I don’t think libertarians understand game theory.
I don’t think libertarians understand game theory.
My 47-hour birthday began 11 minutes ago.
My 47-hour birthday began 11 minutes ago. (I celebrate in all the time zones.) I await your presents.
It’s time to see the doctor lady.
It’s time to see the doctor lady. I’m hoping for good news. I don’t want to have surgery to reattach a tendon. That’s so lame.
126) I could tell it was a forgery because he signed his own death certificate.
I could tell it was a forgery because he signed his own death certificate.
29 things to do before I turn 29
Not hang myself with a belt Be happy with where I live and who I live with Some times choose to stay home. Write most of a dissertation Publish something original Cowrite a paper with someone I respect Have all…
I’m really well-respected by members of the UFO Community!
Ref. This post. My ten-year high school reunion is coming up pretty soon. Two-and-a-half years ago, I started working on my lies. Now I’m going to finish them up. As you may know, the secret to a good reunion lie…