Driving is more enjoyable if you are on the phone.
Driving is more enjoyable if you are on the phone. Also, texting.
Sorry ladies, but men are just naturally better at some things.
Sorry ladies, but men are just naturally better at some things. Like being misogynists.
@Mablicia – YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME! I’m starting a new tradition (instead of the walk).
@Mablicia – YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME! I’m starting a new tradition (instead of the walk). In which every year, we all go to a new place! Everyone is invited! And as soon as everyone begins planning their vacations around them,…
Just made back $225 and found out I was going to Europe this summer.
Just made back $225 and found out I was going to Europe this summer. Today’s pretty much a good day.
Odds work in odd ways.
Odds work in odd ways.
For some reason, I get more work done in fast food restaurants than I do at my desk.
For some reason, I get more work done in fast food restaurants than I do at my desk.
I’m quite irrational most days.
I’m quite irrational most days. I hope for what I don’t think could ever exist and have to consciously stop myself from just going for it.
Is there an online confessional anywhere? I need forgiveness on the cheap and quick.
Is there an online confessional anywhere? I need forgiveness on the cheap and quick.
Q:What TV show makes you laugh the loudest? A:I’m actually pretty far into How I Met Your Mo.
Q:What TV show makes you laugh the loudest? A:I’m actually pretty far into How I Met Your Mother
Q:If you could wake up as anyone tomorrow, who would it be?.
Q:If you could wake up as anyone tomorrow, who would it be?… A:The me from yesterday.
Hey little girl.
Hey little girl. How are you? I’m Pixel. I knew your daddy when he was the same age and gender you are!
Sometimes I go with the flow, sometimes I stay with the ebb.
Sometimes I go with the flow, sometimes I stay with the ebb.
Sometimes a girl just needs to know he matters.
Sometimes a girl just needs to know he matters. I mean boy! It’s for a friend, you haven’t met him, he’s Canadian.
Why does Duke tell UNC to go to he’ll? Isn’t that where devils hang out? Even.
Why does Duke tell UNC to go to hell? Isn’t that where devils hang out? Even… Blue Devils?
I often entertain the ladies with my impressive recollection of the first three digits of pi.
I often entertain the ladies with my impressive recollection of the first three digits of pi.
Two Top Ten Lists… sort of
I love having my own blog. It means I can publish things that I want that will in no way benefit nor make complete sense to anyone. You’re reading this, so it’s pretty much your fault. The lists aren’t in…
I’m not on the rebound, I’m on the fumble.
I’m not on the rebound, I’m on the fumble. rebound implies you actually took a shot. Fumbles can also last much longer. It doesn’t count as a rebound if you bounce a couple of times before you get picked up.
Man.
Man.. Sorry about my tweets from last night. I don’t think I’ve ever been more out of control. My phone claims it doesn’t have a sim card installed. I guess the apologetic calls can end for the night.