Why should we care about poverty?
… Because tomorrow, it could be you.
Whoever said time heals all wounds…
… obviously never had Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
Why you should never assume anything…
“Did you tow my car, sir?”
“I didn’t call because I wanted to make a podcast.”
My friend Pixel is likely the craziest person I’ve ever met. His stories and adventures are not something easily trifled with. This is the only person I know sitting on earth that would literally die to keep his word (that…
Want to make other people update your blog?
Make a simple word game. Success!
If you could control your emotions…
…would they really be worth having?
don’t eat the cookie dough
Twenty-four cookie recipe only makes fourteen.
Some more possible constrained writing games
Haikus Other types of poetry Set words (6, but maybe more) Set themes (rotating by author) Writing stories (hopefully good ones) where the authors switch every sentence. Microfiction Set words or rules that must be worked into a story. p.s. …
Oh, the melodies in my head.
Life is a song. Play on.
In Response to Pixel’s Twitter Nags
Here I am, molesting your blog. (Hi, I’m Ashley, and welcome to my very first six word post. I’m normally here. Pixel is kind of a bully; no wonder he punched that dude all over the place. Just kidding.)
The sky’s gonna fall on us!
Maybe the rational response is panic.
Here’s some advice for graduate school
Should you go? No… HELL No.
I’ve decided to update more often
But six words at a time. Clarity Sage says she wants to wait to start the group blog, so I’ll just start updating with what’s going on in my life to get in practice until then. Presumably, we’ll import those…
“I put a scared, 350 pound white man in a car with me”
My voice sounds like that because my nose still hurts… I’d like to think. Maybe I naturally sound like that… :-S Click here to hear me talk about the previous post. I hope this is the last I have to…
While you were drinking and having fun Friday night, I was getting beaten and burglarized
I write this from the couch where the most exciting part of this story happened. I’m an idiot five times before the end of this story, but rather than save my reputation, I’m going to be as honest as I…
Buzzword Bingo Sheet
I… did it again. Not satisfied with any of the other bingo sheets out there, I made my own. It’s only useful for the next 18 hours, so download away and good luck!
Twitter Grab Bags II
I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop! April 17 “Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?” “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.” April 19 Note to self: ‘Practice makes…
Twitter Grab Bags
Cuz Ashley publishes my good ideas before I do. Since I stopped making my twitters into asides on this post, these are the things you’ve missed by not following me on twitter. I’m going to post them twenty at a…