Laughing while doing the ‘daily grind’
Here’s a fun game I call the ‘euphemizer.’ Basically, come up with a nickname for your naughty parts that is also jargon you hear in your work I call mine the “Nomological Dangler.” What’s yours?
He is such an upstanding citizen
“We don’t want any drunk people here. So if you’re at this party and you’re drunk, I want you to get in your car right now and drive home.” — Frank Jagear
The Guest Star Strikes Back!
It seems Pixel is still being a lazy bugger about the daily update thing. And so, once more I rip the reigns from his sweating, nervous hands and steer this baby in the direction of an update, loosing several sled…
Guest Star: Some guy!
Since Pixel has failed his goal of “a post a day”, I figured I should at least make an attempt for the SITE to succeed in that goal. As long as there are 30 posts this month, it all averages…
When she’s crying, I start lying
I think I just quit nablopomo.
Twitter Grab Bags V
I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate. October 24 All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue. October 26 So it turns out…
Neo: The Matrix has you…. Sexually.
The Honda dealer— Looking condescendingly: “Bend over,” he says.
Have you ever seen American Pie?
At the basketball game: Me: Who’s Apple Pie? John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right. The blond one. Me: Dude. She looks like she’s Thirteen. John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie? Me: To be honest,…
You don’t even want to know…
“You can’t have my sperm! I need it!” — Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.
Oppressing others is very hard work
“you’re so good at making fun of poor people. it’s impressive.” — Bre K. November 12, 2008
Phone calls at two a.m…
“I just found out that Doritos are made from tortillas! … I just wanted to tell somebody.” — Frank Jagear Nov. 11, 2008
why i blog — Pixelated Mind edition
(gakked from Ashley) I have thoughts. I need a place to store them so that I don’t forget them. You have eyes + time. You want to read thoughts and be entertained and maybebe intrigued. Me + U = Magicks.…
Twitter Grab Bags IV
The past version of myself gives me really bad advice. September 18 Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.’” September 18 They’re not religious. Unless you consider…
Twitter Grab Bags III
Anson says my twitter grab bags suck. I say I use a month’s ideas in each one of these, so… ouch. 😛 So i survived my first day in durham, which is good… That was definitely one of my top…
I speak in aphorisms most days
This, however, isn’t one of them.
How to fail at Philosophy
There is no rest from now on. My friend’s girlfriend said today1 that it was silly for people to fail a philosophy class because it was just philosophy. “Nobody’s wrong in philosophy.” To the uninitiated, this might seem a plausible…
He punched me in the face.
Feeling pity for undeserving people much?
So, why are you studying philosophy?
“Peer pressure.”