Making a ‘top 8’ people I’ve ever met list. Are YOU on it? Because Trumpet Rob is..

Am I the only one that hates South Park? South Park is batting .001

Just received four ‘happy halloween’ text messages…. Yikes

I’ve hugged 145 people this year out of my goal of 150… and I think I RAN OUT OF PEOPLE!!!

Web 2.0.1. It’s like Web 2.0, but everything is in sync… finally!

Anyone have $27,000 I could borrow to help my cousin immigrate? I’ll pay you back next Tuesday… (really… sort of)

It seems my ivory tower heresy angered a regular reader… oops!

NaNoWriMo is coming too soon for me…

Finally decided not to coordinate my tweets with blog posts. Expect more frequent tweets… (sorry)

I now am a first-world citizen: I have high-speed INTERNET! Now I can waste more time… and quicker!

1111 comments to my blog!! Of course, 168 are mine and 257 were imported from an unrelated device… But 665 doesn’t seem as impressive…

Do you think grad schools would think it was deep if I just sent a letter that said ‘tweet, tweet, tweet?’

Official God FAQ:

Web site down, host to blame, suicide imminent

Wow, and here I was thinking that independents were LESS crazy than mainstream candidates…

Ignoring how much it would suck for everyone, is there any reason why schooling is not year round?

“This Just In: Puppies cute!” — Kevin Smith

You know, I think 140 characters really is more than enough for some people..