Why does it hurt more now when I get accepted into a grad program than when I get rejected? I should just tell them all to reject me.
“Hey, lady, how can I be sure your child isn’t an ADULT molester?”
In Alaska. ¡Oh, mi dios!
Reminiscing, doubting, dreaming, hoping, yawning, and poking. All in a moment’s silent contemplation by yours truly.
Life is too short to listen to anything but the White Stripes
Why does the Wikipedia article for Anne Frank not have any ‘Criticisms’ section?
: I still can’t believe I got accepted to a PhD Program in Duke… ZOMG!!
Candy hearts!! ZOMG!!! I had so many candy hearts that they turned on me. I barely survived! Who ever thought a heart attack could be so yummy?
Bill Clinton is talking.. What was Monica Lewinski thinking?
What kind of a world is this where Kucinich is considered an ‘extremist?’
Gosh I wish I had cable: having to wait a day to catch up on the Daily Show and Colbert Report is not fun.
I think super speed would suck if you still got tired like normal..
Question for anyone reading this: I’ve hugged 162 people in 2007. Should I start over for 2008 or just keep going?
If my relationship wasn’t a joke, why was there a punchline at the end?
It’s not gay if you close your eyes and think of France.
really wearing a poncho and boxers. I didn’t think I actually did that! Is this art imitating life, or life imitating art?
We have ice cream? That’s odd… better thaw it out and have some before it realizes we’ve neglected it for months …. oohhhh…. my tummy hurts. Ice cream=bad
hugged 149 people now… who will the last one be? Nobody knows…