I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of Fermat’s last theorem, which this tweet is too narrow to contain.

People get angry with me for suggesting the legal age of concent should also have a ceiling.

WHY WON’T PEOPLE STOP CALLING ME?? Don’t you just hate it when everybody loves you and nobody hates you?

This is fun and depressing! I missed 9.

Four hours without checking facebook. This must be what quitting crack is like. Only worse. Because it’s happening to ME.

There is nothing funnier than when jokes fail miserably……. except sometimes when they succeed beyond your wildest expectations.

Cannot switch out of thunderbird. It seems all e-mail clients suck slightly more. 🙁

look at me still talking when theres science to do…i’ve experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive.

I’ve decided to change the endings of fables in order to change the moral they teach. Chicken Little? Sane. Hansel und Gretel? Punk kids.

Self-imposed facebook ban is driving me up the wall.

I gave up on firefox and now I’m giving up on thunderbird. I feel une1337. I’m doing flock for the moment for its RSS capabilities, but I’ve been fooling around with Chrome, too. But at least I’m not going back…

#6wordepitaph – He laughed in danger’s face. LaughED.

#6wordepitaph “He’s survived by his enemies… obviously.”

In her defense, pretty much everyone would look ridiculous if they were dancing alone in daytime without music. In her offense: it wasn’t.

The fact that VM patients cannot prevent themselves from making bad choices just shows that people with brain damage do stupid things.

This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.

I’m a bad person and this illness is my karmic retribution. Also: germ theory of disease.

Playing that suicide song on repeat. Care to join me? It’s called “Gloomy Sunday”