Damn it, I have to write 3000 words today and I’ve only written three.

Sad. I don’t have a roommate anymore. 🙁

I wrote my thesis on the back of a bar napkin. Now if only I could find it…

Doing an angry dance.

I’ve decided I update my status too often. I’m not going to stop doing it, I was just thinking about it and thought you’d like to know.

it is time to take off my leisure suit and tie and put on my work poncho.

@narfna — You look like you could use a hug. Schedule one with my secretary, yeah?

I want to switch languages en medio de una oración.

Why is it so easy to click ‘send’ and so hard to click ‘retrieve?’

Tomorrow’s another day, right? Please tell me that tomorrow is another day… 🙁

It is 14:44 EST and I HAVE IDEAS!! My paper(s) might come together after all.

I don’t like weddings, I barely like funerals, and I HATE kids’ birthday parties.

Crap. Now I have 100 Problems.

Every one of you overgeneralizes.

I don’t beg questions – I DEMAND them.

My twitterrank is 70.74 units. How pleasantly arbitrary.

I don’t have a bookmark, so I’m just going to have to remember where I was… Chapter 1, Page 1.

I think I’m just going to sit around and wait for social justice.