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We’re all in the same boat and the tide is rising fast.
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In a three-piece suit, what’s the third piece?
A photo(shop) blog
So nobody thinks I’ve been an incommunicado jerk for no reason. This I did for work: This I did for school: And this I did for my friends: That sort of sums up the spheres of my life, I’d say.…
League of Chick Voters
I’ve decided to start my own organization to better inform voters of the potential candidates for their elected offices. I call it the League of Chick Voters. I even made a logo. I figure we’ll focus on sending candidates intensely…
Clark Kent, super idiot
I’ve been thinking about superheroes a lot lately (I know, I know, I’m so conceited). Saturday, I dressed up as Mr. Incredible. Don’t ask. Anyway, my short stint as a mild-mannered page designer hiding his secret costumed identity led me…
Audienceless Lines
I’m the kind of guy who will tell a joke knowing that nobody will ever ‘get’ it. I will stand in front of friends and complete strangers alike and say things that I find amusing, but that no one else…
Mooning the world
This, courtesy of my friends the Jagears:
Open letter to the Las Cruces Shooter
Dear Las Cruces Shooter Can I just call you “Shoot?” Thanks. So I noticed that you took the time to write a thoroughly censored letter to the city (twice!) and nobody took the time to respond to you. That just…
Photoblog
Have I ever said ’nuff said? No? ‘Nuff said.
Setting priorities straight
Family (urgent) Friends (urgent) Work (urgent) Self (urgent) Friends (normal) Work (normal) Friends (leisure) Family (normal) Family (leisure) Self (normal) Self (leisure) There’s something wrong with this list. As far as I’ve thought about it (four minutes now), it’s accurate,…
Diez y seis de septiembre
My town is under siege. More later as the story develops, but first I must find a mortuary or graveyard or funeral home or cemetery to shoot in. p.s. I’m back. How is everybody?
Xicotencatl, el soldado valiente
There’s nothing like the moments in between major events to make your life feel like a soap opera as you wait for the other shoe to fall. In this episode, our main character kills time at a computer lab as…
Rooting around in your friends’ business
A comment from a reader led me to challenge my math (singular, because I employed only one mathematic). As you will no doubt recall, I recently calculated that a friend of a friend was a friend squared. This made sense…
Why Steve got moderated
Apparently, my blog automatically sends comments to moderation if they have a few key words. It’s really a nice feature, but if the words are hidden, the chances of real people getting pinned for moderation drastically increase. The list, should…
Stupid Halo
ar·bi·tra·tor n. A person chosen to settle the issue between parties engaged in a dispute. See Synonyms at judge. One having the ability or power to make authoritative decisions; an arbiter. ar·bi·ter n. One chosen or appointed to judge or…
A friend of a friend
My coworker Kevin Wilson and I played with this for a while today. However, in divvying up the rights to its usage, Wilson called Myspace rights and regular network broadcasting rights. Therefore, this shall not appear on my pilot, lest…
Best sentence ever
Courtesy of my friend Adriano: I’m busy and as much as I have time for you, dear Mildred Van Der Basten, I can’t be arsed to go into it now. I’m in the midst of a work whirlwind and I…
Pixhari apple?
I’m curious. Has anybody ever heard of a johari? Be mean! Be nice!