Wow, I’m not friends with my own brother on facebook.
Wow, I’m not friends with my own brother on facebook. How fratracidical. (But not really, I just wanted to use that word.)
Bad people to be around during a crisis
59. One of my secret shames is that I sometimes go to Hastings or Barnes and Noble and read all of the new comics without buying them. I sometimes buy the compilations and graphic novel versions, but $3.99 seems like…
Holy cow, my area code (575) is the same as the number of syllables in a haiku: 5-7-5.
Holy cow, my area code (575) is the same as the number of syllables in a haiku: 5-7-5. I bet you’re jealous.
Flunking Expelled
58. Most of the things I know (that I’m good at) are self-taught. This makes my CV look far sparser than I really am. For instance, I never took a graphic design class, but I was a graphic designer for…
My friend asked me if i knew the name of the ninja that defeated a whole town of samurai.
My friend asked me if i knew the name of the ninja that defeated a whole town of samurai. I said i didn’t realize Harry Truman was a ninja.
I feel like writing in my diary.
I feel like writing in my diary… And this time i might tell the truth!
Parental Advisory: Explicit AND Implicit Content
Parental Advisory: Explicit AND Implicit Content
I never understood why garfield hates mondays.
I never understood why garfield hates mondays. its not like he works or anything. And jon works at home cause hes a cartoonist
‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
Love me or hate me
56. I don’t believe in towels. I mean, I believe they exist, but I can’t get myself in the habit of using them. What’s the need? All of my clothes are made of cotton, not Rubidium! Time: Saturday, between 11…
I just realized that This Week and Face the Nation kind of suck.
I just realized that This Week and Face the Nation kind of suck. I think my news ignorant friends may be onto something…
A New Schedule!
55. When I was 14, I was a chronic liar. I couldn’t seem to stop myself from saying stupid stuff (I won’t give any examples, because they’re embarrassing). I’m over that now. (That’s a lie.)1 I’ve been meaning to start…
Why is there so much drunk twittering?
Why is there so much drunk twittering?
“Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?” “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.
“Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?” “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.”
Five songs that didn’t quite manage to illustrate a Pixel
54. The first novel I ever read was ‘Sphere.’ After that, I was into sci fi for quite a while. I don’t know what I like anymore. Man, I don’t know why I claimed I could write this post. The…
It’s not that i’m picky, it’s that the world doesn’t meet my standards.
It’s not that i’m picky, it’s that the world doesn’t meet my standards.
Five songs to illustrate a Pixel
53. I usually wear jackets. Even during the summer. It’s not because I have a body temperature, I just really like having lots of pockets. One of these days I’ll design pants with lots of pockets for whatever ‘cargo’ I…
I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop!
I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop!