The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+52+++ Introduction ================== Oh, My! What a great day today is. I feel good for the first time since by brother came back home and he’s just packing his bags to leave right now… I think it’s…
I haven’t posted anything serious in a while (not funny yes, serious no. There’s a distinction. For instance, no one would ever claim anything I publish is “Serious.” … especially when it’s supposed to be:( Whoa- I got the parenthesis…
Stupid Christians with their stupid holiday and their stupid brainwashing of their stupid kids. Also, screw Halmark for making this such a monetary thing. Bah Humbug! In related news, I gotta go, the damn weiner kids are listening. Also, my…
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+51+++ Introduction ================== Have you ever been in a secluded area with a large group of people, expecting one or all but one of them might go missing? And none of them do? So then you think…
What?? I cannot believe they rereleased TZ in season form! Who the hell wants Collections when they’re going in order? Damn. I got hosed Tommy. I got hosed good. Also. The standard joke: A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a…
I need a life. Can I borrow one from the characters in ABC’s cult classic LIFE as we know it? Um… I’ll take Jonathan’s… maybe. Okay. Screw that. How about Riddick from Chronicles of Riddick? Mm hmm…
Buy my book! It’s the one that’s luckily placed right next to the other, identical, book, only for five dollars more. … he heh, I’m an idiot.
The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+50+++ Introduction ================== So bored.. Absolutely nothing to do.. Not a darn thing… nope. So bored I accidentally issued a challenge to my dear friend Butt’s journal. And now I’m bored… so I thought I’d do a…
Buy me stuff! I’ll love you forever… at least I’ll pretend to… for as long as I remember.1 fact may not necessarily be true. [↩]
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The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+49+++ Introduction ================== Finals week! Yey! Go world! Now we can have a month off from stress and school where all we have to worry about is about what to get people for Kwanzaa or Channukah and…
You are faced with two guys: Ni and Nii. One of them always lies, one of them always tells the truth. You have one question. With that question you must find out who the liar is, who the truther is,…
I just found out why we all hate parking tickets so bad. I mean soooo bad. You know, the fuck up your day kind of bad? It’s because you got screwed… bad. And not in a cool way. Like when…
Dear Nazii, Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, go fuck yourselves, fuck you, you fucking suck, why can’t you get real jobs you sadistic bastards? Fuck you. Also, you fucking suck monkey nuts. Fuck you. Where is the money going?…