15. I am a vegetarian. The last time I purposefully ate meat was Good Friday, 2004. I thought it was funny at the time.
I don’t feel like writing a post today, you do it. Let me know how it goes.
update: In my defense, 1 in 4 teenage girls have an STI. I had to think about this for a while before I realized the clear solution: don’t have sex with teenage girls.
updated update: About half acknowledged ever having sex and of those, about 40 percent have an STI. Recommendation: If you must have sex with teenage girls, stick with teenage girls that don’t acknowledge ever having sex.
update the third: Mississippi’s primary is tonight and I’m stuck in an airport watching a silent version of Wolf Blitzer’s unshaven self tell me what’s happened… Where is the plane already??
update & robin: Memo to Hillary: just let the black guy win. All of the upcoming states (except for Pennsylvania) favor Obama and you need to win an upset in all of them by a 20% spread in order to even catch up. PLEASE let this just end already.
Hey I have your cell! I’ll be in Jacobs until five today
Hey, my plane gets into El Paso just before six. I’ll head over to your house then, cool?
Sex? What’s that?
That article is a little disturbing to a mother like me. You know, the kind who had their children through immaculate conception. Whatever happened to being a tease?
Ah, those were the days!