Based on my small sample size, the median Duke basketball fan at the #finalfour is male, 21, mysoginistic, and a d-bag.
Based on my small sample size, the median Duke basketball fan at the #finalfour is male, 21, mysoginistic, and a d-bag.
LL Cool J and the Goo Goo Dolls are playing for free tonight.
LL Cool J and the Goo Goo Dolls are playing for free tonight. Sponsored by HANK-FM country radio… No seriously #finalfour
Advice to non-Mexicans: choosing a salsa for how spicy it is is like choosing a wine for how much alcohol it has.
Advice to non-Mexicans: choosing a salsa for how spicy it is is like choosing a wine for how much alcohol it has.
Pico de Gallo is basically just cut-up tomatos.
Pico de Gallo is basically just cut-up tomatos. And it tastes like it. It’s very weak sauce.
I just had the oddest epiphany: I truly want to be a college philosophy professor.
I just had the oddest epiphany: I truly want to be a college philosophy professor. Who knew?
The Holiday Inn here has a shuttle that leaves every hour to the Hilton.
The Holiday Inn here has a shuttle that leaves every hour to the Hilton. I think that’s how they get us the free breakfast. #finalfour
The men’s room is efficient.
The men’s room is efficient. Like an assembly line. I slow it down. Like an artisan. But then I like to take my time with what I love.
I think i’m going to live tweet the final four tonight.
I think i’m going to live tweet the final four tonight. What hashtag is everyone using? #finalfour #ff #fantasticfour 2010-04-03 17:58:46 I could have sworn I saw a unicorn here in Ohio. But it turned out to simply be a…
West Virginia: There was not even an _Attempt_ at soap in the bathrooms of this Wal-Mart.
West Virginia: There was not even an _Attempt_ at soap in the bathrooms of this Wal-Mart.
Just an observation: If “It’s college” counts as an excuse, then so should “It’s Friday” and “It’s Spring time.
Just an observation: If “It’s college” counts as an excuse, then so should “It’s Friday” and “It’s Spring time.”
“Have you tried kissing a man? I don’t think you’ll like it, but it’ll get your mind off things.
“Have you tried kissing a man? I don’t think you’ll like it, but it’ll get your mind off things.”
Oldest friend talking me off a ledge by advising me to take up drugs and drop out of school.
Oldest friend talking me off a ledge by advising me to take up drugs and drop out of school. See? That’s what friends are for.
All packed up and nowhere to go.
All packed up and nowhere to go. I have to stay up till 4 a.m. to catch a bus to the Final Four. Craziness. Why am I going to the Final Four in person if I don’t care about basketball?…
I’m going to start putting my homework on dry-erase boards outside of MIT classes to see if I can get the janitors to do it
I’m going to start putting my homework on dry-erase boards outside of MIT classes to see if I can get the janitors to do it
RT What happens when you RT something, then don’t put the name of the person from whom you RT’d that something? Please RT.
RT What happens when you RT something, then don’t put the name of the person from whom you RT’d that something? Please RT.
It’s not you, it’s me: I can’t stand you.
It’s not you, it’s me: I can’t stand you.
“Lisa Ma is another Asian who says she can’t tell the difference between Asians.
“Lisa Ma is another Asian who says she can’t tell the difference between Asians. You should go talk to her.” “Great… Which one is she?”
Can’t wait for midnight.
Can’t wait for midnight. April Fools 2010… oh, you’re going to be sooo good to me.