I wish the ‘Send’ button wasn’t so close to the ‘close’ button on Thunderbird. Sorry for the poorly thought out, abusive e-mail, grandma.

I wish these signs for school board president advertised more of the candidate’s political platform than his last name.

Running around this track feels like I’m going nowhere. I always end up where I started. I should switch to the treadmill.

I bombed that test like Dresden.

Which is more surprising: the Large Hadron Collider smashing things, Ricky Martin being gay, or the sun rising every morning?

Life Lesson: Trip Cancelation Insurance only protects you if the _airline_ cancels your flight. Who knew? This lesson cost $650.

I’m going to make a spin off of Ugly Betty and call it Fugly Betty.

I just invented peanut butter pizza. You can thank me later.

What if Cinderella had been wearing really tight heels to the ball?

Though we will be meeting on April Fools’ Day, this message to meet then is not an April Fools prank. It’s a Late March prank.

I’m going to the Final Four! Is this the best weekend ever? I think it just might be. 😀

I think I’m going to tattoo a ruler onto my forearm. That would be really useful… as long as it was to scale.

oy, my brother’s wife just contacted me asking me to get him to pay his bills.

I’d forgotten how good the movie Best of the Best is. It really is the Best.

Home sweet home

Wikipedia rigth now: Barnacles have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom… well, second largest. 😉

Family. Can’t live with them, would probably be more financially stable without them. Every time I try to get spending money, they pull me back in!

Hanging out at the Fed. John Edwards is here! John Edwards just sat drinking white wine and listening to strangers blabbering for an hour. Props. Except it was white wine at a beer bar. And I’m pretty sure he drove…