I Pee Too II
In looking over my archives for the Eli’s, I ran across a previous post that I think needs more attention: It’s about how sometimes there is intelligence is hidden in random places. It was called the “Intelligence in Inappropriate…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Too stressed to think up a good title
Apologies in advance for lack of updating now and for the next few weeks. It turns out that Finals week drags on for a fortnight here. I’m not getting any sleep tonight (I’m watching Roswell). Update: Apparently I update much…
The Long Hug Goodnight
Some time ago, I decided that I needed more hugs. I was only getting one or two hugs per day and I was feeling listless. So I decided that I would give myself a quota. I figured that if I…
How Pixel got his Oomph Back
Last Thursday I was listless. Where my list was, I did not know. You can probably tell, going over the archive, that I did not feel like doing much. And the stuff I did do, I did not enjoy. It…
Flaming staffs of spin… And Twins!
Thursday at the regular Pyromaniacs meeting, I met two girls named Cam-ee (ka-MEE) and Nikki (it turns out I was one letter off last time. I accidentally spelled it “N9kki.” My bad) They were twins. Now, before anybody calls me…
Did he just say what I think he said?
I walk around campus a lot. It’s been a habit of mine ever since grade school. If I’m not hanging out with my friends, I walk around looking for friends. Sometimes I spend half an hour going over the same…
I didn’t realise I had an ilk
I’ll be the first to admit I have different beliefs from most people. Because of that, I tend to keep to my own in ideological battles. I don’t go around from message board to message board attacking creationists (though my…
Don’t have a COW, man
Assuming the “Coalition of the Willing” (hereafter referred to as “COW”) pulled out of the war in Iraq, would that make the war a loss? Historically, people might say that the initiators pulling out means that they felt they were…
“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”
Damn it. Just when I find a comic I really, really like, he goes out and dies on me… several months before I found him. Here’s to you, Mitch, This one time I was in a convenience store, and guy…
Wow, That’s Funny! Issue No. I
a Which is better, apples or oranges? b 1. You know, I never understood why guys today are so obsessed with six-packs. 2. Oh? 1. Yeah, kegs can hold much more beer. c Silly Rabbi, molestation is for Priests. d…