Earth’s Litter
Damn. I shouldn’t have read this. Now I don’t want to finish the book. And it was a good book too. Updating for the sake of updating. Something bigger tomorrow and Tuesday come.
Damn. I shouldn’t have read this. Now I don’t want to finish the book. And it was a good book too. Updating for the sake of updating. Something bigger tomorrow and Tuesday come.
Ha ha. Ever notice how some authors have odd names? I realized while looking up Dracula that Bram Stoker’s name looks an awful lot like a porn name. Then I realized how they all have silly looking names. Let’s go.…
As I’ve found most people disagree with how I plan on raising my hypothetical children, I’ve decided to try one final argument. Hopefully I won’t need to dip my pen back into this ink bottle again. Personally, I’m sick of…
Trumpet Rob is a brutal monster. He has green scales too. A very brutal monster indeed. And the beauty of it is that if he tries to sue me for slander, he’ll be laughed out of court! It’s libel, silly,…
My [label missing](s) is/are throwing a 20th and a half birthday party for me on Sunday, November 27th, 2005 in Lane Cove National Park. Everyone who loves me should go… even if they have to take a 15 hour flight…
Hm. Over the past few weeks, I’ve noticed more and more people mentioning that they read this blog in day to day interactions. Also, I’ve noticed my daily page views shoot up. I’m not quite sure what made this happen…
So that nobody’ll say I didn’t update today.
I don’t know if I’ve already told this story here, but it’s eerily appropriate given recent events. Back in high school, for our final field trip in a club called MESA (Math, Engineering, Science, Achievement), we went to the Biosphere…
I have an ethical dilemma. This afternoon, while eating lunch, I found a bag. I waited for an hour in the hopes that somebody would come by and claim the bag, but nobody came. I would have turned in the…
As I’ve finished the first edition of our new carnival (release date: October 31, Australia Time), I figured I’d print my own rejects here. Stay tuned next week for our grand unveiling. Invent a Time Machine and quick! It’s urgent!…