The Dyslexic’s Worst Nightmare
So I’m coming up with my own language now. I finally grew tired of seeing all the stupid letter shapes we have to deal with (j, s, e, f, g, et cetera), and decided to design my own alphabet. Every…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Please, hold the tongue of arrogant ignorance
Don’t you just hate it when you write a beautiful piece of work and somebody else gets all the credit? Eh, Drew? What do you think of that? Wouldn’t that suck if it happened to you?
This Means Administrative Business
So Seth pwned me. He’s at 5000 while I’m at a lowly 4100. You know what this means, don’t you? 1: Project? That’s right, Pinky, it’s time for Web Sweeps. The goal is to get up to 5000 hits by…
Nerd Hecklers
snarkage: Here’s a concept I’d like to see more of: Nerd Hecklers. Imagine a motivational speaker going to a Uni and having nerds shout out random (or stastically inconsequential) comments like, “Your mom and I did the 1000101!” or “The…
The Unforgiving Outback
Wow. They finally reached Cooper’s Creek on April 21, only to find the camp abandoned. There was a message cut into a tree “DIG 3 FEET N.W.”. They did so, and found some supplies, and a letter explaining that the…
The irony is in the chalk
Do you want a quick, ten-second lesson in patience?
Nostalgia for Posts Past
Am I the only one that gets radical enjoyment out of going through my archives? I mean, I’ve written some pretty radical stuff. Never mind that the things I seem to prefer are always the things that get 0 to…
“Are you Trying not to get laid?”
Damn it. Sometimes I wish people would start rumours about my sexual orientation.When I first started college, my friends and I would always hang out together and poke fun at each other. Two of the common staples involved the hidden…
The Problem of Identity is not itself anymore
Okay, fine! I admit it, I’m not Pixel Q. Styx. I am an impostor! The real Pixel lost use of his facial hair in the Battle of Valmy. I was his best friend throughout the war because he always had…
Kant is such a Douche
Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Copernicus decide that we weren’t at the center of the Universe? Ptolomy was the one that believed that the Universe conformed to us. So when any random douche says he wants to instill…