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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

Right is Relative to Left

Okay, North Americans drive on the right side of the road, right?I use right in the sense that it’s not left. But here they drive on the left-hand side of the road. So if they don’t drive on the right…

I’m Afraid of Americans

I hate Americans. I never realized how annoying they were until I left the country, but Americans are really annoying and chock full of themselves. Take a look of what an actual American has said, read it out loud if…

Oh, and I met a Communist

It turns out that I have a talent at picking universities. At the last one, I arrived on exchange just as the president resigned without warning and the teachers threatened to strike. This time, I’m in a Uni that hasn’t…

The Keys to my Heart

Okay, thanks to a good friend of mine, I got the idea for a new meme. It’s pretty self-explanatory. “Have you ever noticed how someone’s set of keys is like a summary of themselves? Here are small pieces of property…

This is the story…

Well, I managed to alienate my flatmates in one day. A new record.If you’d like pictures of what I’m living in, peruse my roommate’s site or just go here. Speaking of which, allow me to give you a quick rundown…

Goodie Grab Bag II

(Humor knows only the bounds of this little black book) 1: I’ve seen an opera. 2: Did you like it? 1: Sort of. I kept expecting a fat lady, though. 2: There was no fat lady? 1: No, all of…

B’Day, Mate…

So how ’bout I’m in Sydney, Australia eating “Potato Gems.” In case you’ve never been particularly fond of potato products, these are just poorly made tator tots. Yeah, life’s interesting. Allow me to give you a point by point (using…

Oh, babe, I hate to go

All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go, I‘m standing here outside your door, I hate to wake you up to say good-bye. But the dawn is breaking, it’s early morn, the taxi’s waiting He’s blowing his horn. Already…