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It turns out that the person that originally posed last week’s question demands that I consider him the true winner. Well, we here at the Ind e-Pen don’t submit to terrorism. So blah! Also, there is an ‘out’ where there should have been an ‘ought.’ I apologize. The spell check didn’t catch that discrepancy. Who…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+16+++ Introduction: =============== Oh, I love having lazy weekends. Sure, I’ve been writing/putting off this e-mail for twelve hours now, but that’s the beauty of having broad deadlines. As long as it’s still technically Saturday (in the United States, to any Filipinos who might receive this e-mail), I’m still on time. Ha!…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+15+++ Introduction: =============== Welcome back to the Ind. (short for Independent, or Indiana, or Indifferent… I don’t really care either way, actually) e- (short for electronic. Common in association with electronic mail and websites like eharmony, ebay, and electronicsboutique) Pen (like the kind you write with? Yeah). The coolest viewsletter that you…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+14+++ Introduction: =============== Finally, some time alone. My roommate’s friends came here from Millersville yesterday and, well… in the immortal words of the newly met J.P., “I wanna get some pussy, dammit!” Yeah. Five guys in one room. That doesn’t cause any problems… Whatever. Now, I’ve gotta finish this before they get…

I apologize, my journalistic integrity somehow ranked lower than making fun of Jcak this issue. It turns out he did not see three boobs. Here, he can tell it better: you got some wrong information buddy. i didn’t see three boobs i saw part of a boob. fernie got flashed by some hot chick. i…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+12+++ Introduction: =============== This week was chock-full of entertaining fun. Yep, being couped up in a car for 56 hours, seeing a tropical paradise, not getting any girls to flash me… you know, the usual. But enough introduction, I know what everyone wants: Hard-Core Pornicular Lesbian Action!!! … unfortunately neither my roommate…