Some 20 hours left until what will likely be the last basketball game I ever see. And #finalfour to boot! It was a fun year to care.

In Indianapolis for the #finalfour, there are scalpers _Everywhere_. And not the fun, Native American kind, either.

“I don’t care how boring the game is. I don’t care if the score is 2-0, I want to win.” -Hotel roommate David #finalfour

I had high hopes for both NMSU and UTEP, but they both got eventual #finalfour teams in the first round. Tough.

Based on my small sample size, the median Duke basketball fan at the #finalfour is male, 21, mysoginistic, and a d-bag.

LL Cool J and the Goo Goo Dolls are playing for free tonight. Sponsored by HANK-FM country radio… No seriously #finalfour

Advice to non-Mexicans: choosing a salsa for how spicy it is is like choosing a wine for how much alcohol it has.

Pico de Gallo is basically just cut-up tomatos. And it tastes like it. It’s very weak sauce.

I just had the oddest epiphany: I truly want to be a college philosophy professor. Who knew?

The Holiday Inn here has a shuttle that leaves every hour to the Hilton. I think that’s how they get us the free breakfast. #finalfour

The men’s room is efficient. Like an assembly line. I slow it down. Like an artisan. But then I like to take my time with what I love.

I think i’m going to live tweet the final four tonight. What hashtag is everyone using? #finalfour #ff #fantasticfour 2010-04-03 17:58:46 I could have sworn I saw a unicorn here in Ohio. But it turned out to simply be a…

West Virginia: There was not even an _Attempt_ at soap in the bathrooms of this Wal-Mart.

Just an observation: If “It’s college” counts as an excuse, then so should “It’s Friday” and “It’s Spring time.”

“Have you tried kissing a man? I don’t think you’ll like it, but it’ll get your mind off things.”

Oldest friend talking me off a ledge by advising me to take up drugs and drop out of school. See? That’s what friends are for.

All packed up and nowhere to go. I have to stay up till 4 a.m. to catch a bus to the Final Four. Craziness. Why am I going to the Final Four in person if I don’t care about basketball?…

I’m going to start putting my homework on dry-erase boards outside of MIT classes to see if I can get the janitors to do it

RT What happens when you RT something, then don’t put the name of the person from whom you RT’d that something? Please RT.

It’s not you, it’s me: I can’t stand you.

“Lisa Ma is another Asian who says she can’t tell the difference between Asians. You should go talk to her.” “Great… Which one is she?”

Can’t wait for midnight. April Fools 2010… oh, you’re going to be sooo good to me.

I wish the ‘Send’ button wasn’t so close to the ‘close’ button on Thunderbird. Sorry for the poorly thought out, abusive e-mail, grandma.

I wish these signs for school board president advertised more of the candidate’s political platform than his last name.

Running around this track feels like I’m going nowhere. I always end up where I started. I should switch to the treadmill.

I bombed that test like Dresden.

Which is more surprising: the Large Hadron Collider smashing things, Ricky Martin being gay, or the sun rising every morning?

Life Lesson: Trip Cancelation Insurance only protects you if the _airline_ cancels your flight. Who knew? This lesson cost $650.

I’m going to make a spin off of Ugly Betty and call it Fugly Betty.

I just invented peanut butter pizza. You can thank me later.

What if Cinderella had been wearing really tight heels to the ball?

Though we will be meeting on April Fools’ Day, this message to meet then is not an April Fools prank. It’s a Late March prank.

I’m going to the Final Four! Is this the best weekend ever? I think it just might be. 😀

I think I’m going to tattoo a ruler onto my forearm. That would be really useful… as long as it was to scale.

oy, my brother’s wife just contacted me asking me to get him to pay his bills.

I’d forgotten how good the movie Best of the Best is. It really is the Best.

Home sweet home

Wikipedia rigth now: Barnacles have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom… well, second largest. 😉

Family. Can’t live with them, would probably be more financially stable without them. Every time I try to get spending money, they pull me back in!

Hanging out at the Fed. John Edwards is here! John Edwards just sat drinking white wine and listening to strangers blabbering for an hour. Props. Except it was white wine at a beer bar. And I’m pretty sure he drove…

I get so much spam in my university e-mail. Like calls for papers, desperate pleas for help, party invitations..

“What’s going on between you two?” “Mostly friction.”

The phrase “Nothing but net” is more impressive in basketball than tennis.

Reading Socratic Dialogues as a youth was quite corrupting to me.

I like complimenting myself secretly when I compliment others. For instance: “You’re so Lucky! … to know me.”