These cookies have 10 percent less fat! That means I get to eat 10 TIMES as many!!

INTP 22/50/12/33

I seek enlightenment, but 40 watts will suffice.

If the writer crafts his ideal world, I have got some serious problems..

Okay it is almost 2009. Everyone should just make a wishlist on amazon already. I don’t want to spend another xmas just guessing.

Ten weeks after someone broke down my door and beat and burgled me, I am signing up for renter’s insurance. Finally.

I’ve decided happiness is the most important thing in life. So I’m going to be happy, even if it makes me miserable.

@meznor – You rule many times over.

Taking ideas for new year’s resolutions. Assume I’m already perfect: where do you go from there?

What’s the deal with babies? They are so immature. Grow UP people!

At duke basketball game. All players wearing blue and white nikes. Not a pair of sandals in sight.

I’m tired of hearing about folk psychology. I want to hear about folk psychiatry — They can prescribe medication!

I wish I understood French… Or women… Or cartoons… Understanding French cartoon women would be double-plus good times.

Watching Persepolis without subtitles. *sigh* Reminds me of my youth. When I was a cartoon girl in Iran for some reason.

Someone just told me I was “one of the funniest people” they’d ever met… Just “ONE of?” What an asshole. My nana can be cold sometimes.

I can’t wait until Jan. 1 so I can recycle my jokes: “I haven’t seen you since December! Which, when you think about it, was quite recently”

…. You ever miss the feeling of nostalgia? … *sigh*

“Usually my jokes are from the tv. I’m not that creative.” “… Wait, Where’s that from?”