I need to learn how to tell the difference between white people.

I accidentally double-booked my time management class.

I’m humming along to John Cage’s 4’33”

I have a new Moleskine and yet I have nothing to say. I was going to put mine on lifeonmoleskine.com before I realized I didn’t qualify.

I’m home. And I officially lost my camera. And, strangely, I couldn’t care less.

We’re the same, you and me, except I’m different.

The check engine light is off and i am calm for two reasons now.

I’m trying to be an optimist and think of all the close friends I have that Didn’t just die tragically last week. :'(

I’m in nyc. zomgz.

I love you all. And hereby forbid you from dying. Kthnxbai!

Wakes are misnomers.

Life is too short. Just too Damn short. sigh… Kyle Weber rest in peace. Saying goodbye hurts.

They say “it could have been” is the worst sentence in English, but I think “your best friend gave your daughter terminal herpes” is worse.

Went snowboarding today. So obviously my butt hurts. Also: the wrist I kept landing on, my knees, and most of my head.

Classes ended a month ago, exams ended a fortnight ago, and I already claimed I was finished. But NOW I really am. Yey!

See: They… they stole my idea! Also, they know all of my punchlines!

I don’t understand why nobody’s profile picture is a picture of them facing sideways in profile. This seems Wrong.

It is SNOWING in the Texas panhandle!! I’m not there, I don’t ever plan to go, and I don’t know anyone there, but still.. it’s pretty crazy.